I tried to pace myself I really did, but this show is like Pringles, once you pop the fun don't stop. You end up with an empty can, dry mouth, and salty fingers. Thirteen and a half hours of my weekend, spent in front of a TV and we're not even going to discuss how bad that is for your brain (I had to take a couple of headache breaks). Just like with binge eating, I feel full and a little overwhelmed, but I'm happy.
Listen, if you haven't yet gotten into this awesome Netflix series, I encourage you to do so, it is one of the greatest, right up there with House Of Cards (in my opinion better, but that is not a war I'm willing to fight). Below is just a short review of how I relate to some of the characters. Don't worry there are no spoilers hidden in this blog entry at all...
Piper: Speaks to my creative and calm side, also my indecisive and overall screw up can't get right side.
Alex: She's for my manipulative side, I know its surprising but I have my ways. I'm trying to move past this but I love you guys and I feel like I can be real. I am manipulative...on occasion.
Taystee: My unapologetic ghetto, misbehaving, miscreant that comes out whenever any song from No Limit, or Mac Dre is played. She cannot be contained, in fact I enjoy letting her loose, especially during weddings.
Crazy Eyes: That's my sensitive "don't push me cause I'm close to the edge side" which only my husband is privy to. I'm allowed to go crazy in the confines of my own home. Plus I walk around here with Bantu Knots for days at a time, much like hers.
And finally POUSSEY...*P is bae that's really all there is to it. She speaks to the side that might kiss a girl on a rainy day with a picnic basket in my hand, but only if she has gorgeous teeth, an even all around fade, wears a grey sweat shirt and talks with this beautiful conviction each time see speaks. Unfortunately Poussey is married to a man and has a dog in real life, trust me I've looked. Aside from all that, shes real, she's passionate, she's a sweetheart, and she's funny...woo woo woo.
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*my husband is well aware of my girl crush on P aka Samira Wiley. I have told him all throughout the show that she is thee cutest little thing I've ever seen and though I'm not gay, or bi, I'd like to hold hands with her and do stuff like...I don't know...swing on swings or whatever. Anyway he understands and is okay with this.
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So these are my girls. This is my show. I hate that I watched the entire thing and will have to wait another year before I get another OITNB fix. I just couldn't help myself. Check it out on Netflix you won't be disappointed, oh and be sure to put the kids to bed, this is not a kid friendly show.